• Racebent Romcoms

    RACEBENT ROMCOMS; while you were sleeping

    This was remade into a gender-flipped Bollywood movie that I enjoyed, and there are so many fanfictions inspired by this – but a remake of it by Hollywood wouldn’t go amiss either if they do something fresh with it. Racebent Romcoms has me taking existing Hollywood romantic comedies (and romances), and recasting them for the modern day with a more diverse cast. Featuring Zazie Beetz as Lucy Moderatz and Simu Liu as Jack Callaghan. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I betcha don’t, you’re probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever, like, seen somebody? And you knew that, if only that person really knew you,…

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    RACEBENT ROMCOMS; when harry met sally

    I’ve seen this maybe once in the entirety, but it’s got some good quotes and I think it’s time for a remake? Racebent Romcoms has me taking existing Hollywood romantic comedies (and romances), and recasting them for the modern day with a more diverse cast. Featuring Daniel Dae Kim as Harry Burns and Michelle Rodriguez as Sally Albright. Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you’re gonna be screaming at each other about who’s gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the…

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    RACEBENT ROMCOMS; one fine day

    I haven’t actually seen this movie but it seems cute. I love rom-coms involving kids in most cases. Racebent Romcoms has me taking existing Hollywood romantic comedies (and romances), and recasting them for the modern day with a more diverse cast. Featuring Winston Duke as Jack Taylor and Dichen Lachman as Melanie Parker. Maggie, when you grow up and are incredibly beautiful and intelligent and possess a certain sweetness that’s… that’s like a distant promise to the brave, to the worthy, could you please not beat to a pulp every miserable bastard that comes your way simply because you can? Could you not do that?

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    RACEBENT ROMCOMS; roman holiday

    What I know about this movie is admittedly not a lot, but someone mentioned something on Twitter, and I knew I had to do a fancast. Racebent Romcoms has me taking existing Hollywood romantic comedies (and romances), and recasting them for the modern day with a more diverse cast. Featuring Lupita Nyong’o as Princess Ann and Michael Trevino as Joe Bradley. Your Excellency, I trust you will not find it necessary to use that word again. Were I not completely aware of my duty to my family and to my country, I would not have come back tonight… or indeed ever again!

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    RACEBENT ROMCOMS; leap year

    This was a cute movie! But a little diversity never hurt anybody. Racebent Romcoms has me taking existing Hollywood romantic comedies (and romances), and recasting them for the modern day with a more diverse cast. Featuring Letitia Wright as Anna Brady and David Castañeda as Declan O’Callaghan. When my 60 seconds came around I realized I had everything I ever wanted, but nothing I really needed. And I think what I need is here. And I came all this way to see if you maybe think so too.

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    RACEBENT ROMCOMS; life as we know it

    I actually unashamedly love Josh Duhamal a lot, but this movie can use a facelift. Racebent Romcoms has me taking existing Hollywood romantic comedies (and romances), and recasting them for the modern day with a more diverse cast. Featuring Jameela Jamil as Holly Berenson and Jason Momoa as Eric Messer. They love Sophie more than anything in they entire world, and out of everyone, Messer, they picked us.

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    RACEBENT ROMCOMS; about time

    I loved this movie so much, and Domnhall Gleeson was a delight, but if they ever remade it, let’s remember to change things up, yeah? Racebent Romcoms has me taking existing Hollywood romantic comedies (and romances), and recasting them for the modern day with a more diverse cast. Featuring Samuel Anderson as Tim Lake and Katie Leung as Mary. There’s a song by Baz Luhrmann called Sunscreen. He says worrying about the future is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life will always be things that never crossed your worried mind.

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    RACEBENT ROMCOMS; confessions of a shopaholic

    I actually thought this was a very cute movie – hello, Hugh Dancy – but then again. A remake wouldn’t be remiss? Racebent Romcoms has me taking existing Hollywood romantic comedies (and romances), and recasting them for the modern day with a more diverse cast. Featuring Karen David as Rebecca Bloomwood and Peter Gadiot as Luke Brandon. You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that’s what it’s like when I see a store. Only it’s better.

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    RACEBENT ROMCOMS; never been kissed

    I’m going to be very honest – I could never stomach Drew Barrymore in this movie because I never bought her in the role of a former geek? But in hindsight, it was a decent enough movie, and I would love to see it remade. Racebent Romcoms has me taking existing Hollywood romantic comedies (and romances), and recasting them for the modern day with a more diverse cast. Featuring Nicole Beharie as Josie Geller and John Harlan Kim as Sam Coulson. That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that…

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    RACEBENT ROMCOMS; two weeks notice

    I haven’t seen this movie in a while, but I remember enjoying their dynamics when I did. There was just something about it… Racebent Romcoms has me taking existing Hollywood romantic comedies (and romances), and recasting them for the modern day with a more diverse cast. Featuring Vanessa Hudgens as Lucy Kelson and Raymond Ablack as George Wade. Nobody wins or loses when it comes to women. You just talk about your feelings until all your breath is sucked out your body. All men are pawns when it comes to women. Especially a smart one like Lucy. She’s hard to control, and you know the man has got to be…